the dark cow of mystery
-LINKS- -ARCHIVE-ADVICE- Jojo is a cooperate effort between me and, well, me. It usually amuses, often offends, and strives to reshape the world into a more reasonable place, where both ramen and bubble wrap are cheap and plentiful. -MIKE!-BOB!-PITAS- -WRITE-	Save a turkey and stuff yourself. Hello all. I hope you find the title amusing because i thought of it while sitting on a thumbtack. Originally i was going to say "and kill yourself", but i thought several of you might actually try, so i changed it. See, i really do love you. Anyway, i wrote a silly entry last night and my brother sent me this email: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL HELL HELL SO THERE MUTANT FREAK -JESUS I found that pretty ironic because Caroline called me all the way from germany and we decided that since everyone damns saint petros(peter) for the weather he must have been sent to hell by now, so i'll be in good company. Hmmm. She's also having a thanksgiving celebration on saturday with a whole buncha people and she asked me what kind of wine goes with turkey. Good times...	"'The greastest victory is the battle not fought' 'Unless it's against bugs!'" "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever." "milk those chickens and pluck them cows I'm the one whose gonna fuck you now" "Wow, that's some good writing. It's emotional and it'll screw you over" "A fresh change of underwear is more valuable than gold" "You think being a Man in Black is all voodoo mind control? You should see the paperwork." "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" Love Need Not Be Lost To The Jackals
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