the dark cow of mystery:
The Tail of a Wannabe Highlander


This page will send you into seizures Faster than an episode of Pokemon!

I gave the cow some decaf java. He now make the entire page defiberlate. take that, yeah bastards! I'll eventually make a script to make the cow say random things each time you click it. toodles
Wednesday, November 7, 2001

Ich hunga, hunga, hunga!

that's right, i hunger. Yep, the kind of hunger that makes hungering a chore. I just want to gnaw my leg of and cook it over a fire and sprinkle a little hot sauce on the foot so as to make it tast alright. Unfortunately, i have neither the threshold of pain, nor the current state of mind to lean over and to do it. argh

Must say something unimportant, so as to leave the important unmentionable. Blah. This is lamer than a sick duck.
Wednesday, November 7, 2001

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