The Dark Cow Of Mystery

what will i call this?Thursday, April 26, 2001
It's thursday and my jaw hurts still. damn it!!
I had Computers today, and i was there on time! it almost gave my teacher a heart attack. that would have been funny. After wards i loaned my pen mechanical pencil to mario for math, and i haven't seen them since:( i fear that they may have been lost, or worse, been in his pockets!!!

Good Morning Daarling,Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Tuesday. First off, my jaw hurts like a motherfucker. The pain is dull, but it radiates. Fuck radiation.
,"Repay a favor with a favour".
But wait, there is more, for Andreah, the Spanish Rose, said that there is someone for everyone. what a beautiful thought. I don't believe it, though, because in the same breath, she said that she was an olive.
My day was not a complete loss, though. I offered to pay for mario from Gado's lunch, and ended up having someone else pay for my lunch. Hoorah. I guess good deeds are repaid by kindness.
"was it good for you?"
"I've had better..."

I am Hamster~MAN, feel my Wrath!!!Saturday, April 21, 2001
Hey all yall!!! Tis' saturday and all my friends are back into town!!!!! Kick Ass!!!! Also my cheeks are incredibly swollen, so i look like a hamster. maybe i have special powers? what kind of powers would hamster men have? I'd lovee comments on this, so send me some mail. Toodles, jojo

bye bye, the wisdom of my youthFriday, April 20, 2001
had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. I'm still zonked on the pain medication. I'm going camping this weekend, so i'll miss all of my friends coming back Today. Miss Bird, i'll call you on sunday when i get home, same to you Ms. Quintana. Talk to yall later, jojo

God must be a DentistTuesday, April 17, 2001
I think i already made an entry today, oh well. I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. Whea!!!!!! THey gave my prescriptions for Valium!! Yeah!!!!!! and they gave me Steroids!! yeah!!! now all i have to do is go to the gym, and i can be mister mussles. Heeheeheheheehhe. THis reminds me of a story i read about. This puerto rican body builder couldn't get good looking pecks(i suggest anything with female sex hormones) so he went to see a plastic surgeon. THe plastic surgeon gave him B cups instead of a pec implant. On his way into the civil trial that ensued (catch that Pun), he made 7 Dollars. Hey, guess what. What? Exactly.....

Anarchy in the Dental ChairTuesday, April 17, 2001
I went to the dentist. the appointment was set for 9:40, and i woke up at 9:35. I only had time for a soda, which i guess isn't the best breakfast before a dentist, cus i got chewed out for it by a incredibly short dental assitant. Now i have to go get my wisdom teeth removed. Oh boy!

this is a mondayMonday, April 16, 2001
Added a counter. Nothing to do, no where to go. sittin in my basement. noones emailed me. matlock wasn't a very fullfiling episode.

Easter BeagleSunday, April 15, 2001
It's easter day, Yeah. Got another card today from cyberstalker.

I want to go hiukingthis week, but it's cold in the mountains and i can't find a hiking partner. Nearly every one is gone this week, or they're grounded. crap. maybe i'll try to contact cyberstalker. Hmmm...

Blah!!!!!!!Saturday, April 14, 2001
Good morning. had a nice sleep last nite. I had an impossible dream about Margaret(c.smithers). In it, she talked to me and smiled at the same time. wouldn't that be a nice world? Any way, the stalker is back. she sent me a new cardNew CRaZy. Who is she? I must know. Some crazy man is fixing my shower. I feel irrationaly violated. bubbha with his gut and crack really should only stir feelings of the disgust of which all of america was indoctrinated, yet i dont. But still, he is in my bathroom. ugh.

Crazy cheeseFriday, April 13, 2001
I'm sick, I have Bronchitis. I got it from ms. david Forest. I didn't even get a kiss for my troubles, but, i did get codeine laced cough syrup, Yeah. Also, some chick is cyberstalking me. her e-mail is luvfab4@inorbit.com. Please send her something. Also, wanna see what she has been sending me? here you go- {this just an example}

Thursday, April 12, 2001
My name is Jojo. I live in sandy UT, at 84092. i like cheese, cookies, and fine sodas. My turn ons include on switches. My Turn offs include off switches.